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The trials and tribulations of Norty or sometimes Evil Sarah...

Otherwise known as the Sarah Soap Opera

30 April
About me? Stuff people might not know - I'm one of 8 children, I'm an aunt of 14, a great aunt of 5. I've been in prison but never been arrested. I'm a hopeless romantic. I love the smell of wet grass, rain, bonfires and the sea. I hate people who can't spell or who assume they know me. I think people who give me chocolates are thoughtless and people who give me flowers are wonderful. I live in East London and loved the Olympics. I went to the same college as Denzil and Damo...